Wednesday, September 03, 2008

So Who Wears More Make Up...

Rudy Giuliani or Candy McCain? I bet if I had a high definition TV I could see the make up on his collar. And how many times did he use the word "terror"? And does he know any other words?

But speaking of Candy McCain. And the Palin family. And what a hypocrite looks like. What was up with the pass the special needs baby thing that was going on? It is like that baby is some trophy to be used to make them look good. Candy McCain can hold that baby all day long, but I am still not convinced that she is human. I really think she is a robot. And poor Pregnant Teen Palin and her baby daddy. He looked like he wanted to die. And why wouldn't he? The media has been discussing his myspace page on national TV (he said he doesn't want kids -- oops!). And they dressed Bristol up in the most unflattering dress. Was that her punishment for getting knocked up?

But the real loser of the night? Sarah Palin. She did nothing to bolster her position as a viable vice presidential candidate. She spent more time telling lie after lie about her "opponent" than telling the country who she is. But why would she want to? She doesn't want us to know that she is full of shit and the Republicans are trying to sell us lies.* It makes me sick that people don't see or dont' care that we have been lied to for eight years and she is letting us know that if they are elected we can look four more years of this bullshit. And I was so unimpressed that she gave a canned speech prepared by Mayor McCheese's speech writer before he had picked a candidate.



*Wonder what I'm referring to? Well, just when I think I've listed all the things you need to know about Sarah Palin, I find more. Makes you wonder how McCain's people wer able to fully vet her in under 24 hours...

5 comments:

Enrique said...

What this country needs now my friends is a Veep who looks like Rachel Ray!

pineapple said...

I hate Rachel Ray. Maybe even more than I hate Sarah Palin.

mad said...

At least with Rachael Ray, everyone in America would know ho to cook a 30-minute meal!

Jill said...

While I like Rachel Ray, Sarah Palin reminds me of a B movie queen.

pineapple said...

mad: you mean everyone would be able to cook a crappy meal using ingredients with obnoxious slang names. what is up with that shit?

jill: please take no offense to my comments about Rachel Ray. Today we were doing photo comparisons of Palin to Tina Fey and they look a lot a like..l.