Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
What really sold me was the bursts of maniacal laughter prompted by nothing in particular. I suppose my being a non-believer made me miss the obvious humor of his statements. I don't know about you, but I look forward to a crazy world under one cult where we can all be reformed from our drug use and alien implanted traumas. Also, we will no longer need doctors when we have car accidents because no one can help you like a Scientologist. It will also be better when we can go on vacations and romp and play. Unfortunately, Tom Cruise is prevented from doing this because now "he knows", you know? But what I really wonder is when we will see Tom Cruise in his true lobster form. If you have a pot big enough, I will bring the butter sauce.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Did I mention that it was arson? And that two other houses caught on fire? Or that this is the second time they had a fire start in their garage? What the hell are they doing in that garage that caused not one, but two fires? Did they not learn anything the first time around? I would like to think that I would take away a lesson from using fire accelerants in the garage the first time I caught mine on fire. One would also think that it would be a bad idea to be playing with fire when you don't have any fire insurance. But that's just me.
Of course, today the Harris County District Attorney dismissed the charges for "lack of evidence." Hello! Grand jury indictment! They seemed to think there was some evidence. But I expect nothing less from an office run by an idiot that uses his work email to send sexy emails to his mistress/secretary. The taxpayers of Harris County pay District Attorney Rosenthal $166,000 a year to send thousands of non-work related emails about kissing his secretary, his now defunct re-election campaign, and about the new green Nike shoes. I wish I got paid that much to fuck off at work! Oh wait, I don't fuck off at work. Maybe that's why the government isn't paying me the big bucks...
Had they charges stood against Justice Medina, the State Commission on Judicial Conduct could have suspended him without pay. I guess Justice Medina can continue on with his "work" and in his no bill paying ways.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Also, after Hillary's speech I am even more convinced that she should not be president. When Edwards and Obama gave their concession speeches, they talked about how the people can change the world. Obama made me think I can make a difference in the world and I was inspired by him. Edwards made me believe that he really cares and wants to do good things. When Hillary gave her speech, I was disgusted. She stole the good points of their speeches and somehow made it all about her. Word theft does not inspire me. Neither does her ego. The thought of her getting the nomination makes me want to cry.
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
I suppose the biggest news is that loony tune Huckabee took Iowa. But it seems like the Republicans of Iowa may have been under the thrall of Chuck Norris. It remains to be seen if his spell will capture the votes in other states. Or maybe it was that rockin' appearance on Jay Leno that did it for him. It is so hard to say. Of course Giuliani, the mayor of terror, isn't going to be in the mix until Florida and that it primaries away. Can Chuck Norris kick Giuliani's ass?
Iowa also let us know that we are ready for a black president and that we really aren't so ready for Hillary. Obama edged out front-runner Edwards; and Hillary, the candidate formerly known as the one to beat, came in turd -- I mean third. I'm certain I don't meet the criteria of of a younger voter, but I do see the appeal of Obama. Ever since I saw him speak on behalf of the Democrats after Bush's first State of the Union Address, I've kind of been under his thrall. I've been waiting for him to run for president for a long time and now it seems like it could really happen. Plus he's got the power of Oprah and that can only help his image of "the little guy really can change the world" thing that he's got going. Could this turn out to be a battle of Oprah vs. Chuck Norris?