What really sold me was the bursts of maniacal laughter prompted by nothing in particular. I suppose my being a non-believer made me miss the obvious humor of his statements. I don't know about you, but I look forward to a crazy world under one cult where we can all be reformed from our drug use and alien implanted traumas. Also, we will no longer need doctors when we have car accidents because no one can help you like a Scientologist. It will also be better when we can go on vacations and romp and play. Unfortunately, Tom Cruise is prevented from doing this because now "he knows", you know? But what I really wonder is when we will see Tom Cruise in his true lobster form. If you have a pot big enough, I will bring the butter sauce.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Get Me A Scientologist! STAT!
Recently, a video of Tom Cruise expressing his views about the world and Scientology was leaked to the internet. I'm sure some loony tunes will see it as "enlightening". I think a better way to describe his rant would be "crazy". It is kind of long, but a lot like a train wreck. Just when you think your head will explode because of all of the crazy talk and you feel like you must turn it off, you get sucked in by the crazy and wonder how much crazier it can get.
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THe Gay Migdet Dwarf is a freak. I'm really looking forward to Andrew Morton's book. Not like I'll buy it or anything.
totally freaky.
Yeah, I think of Cruise as a bit of a NUT. I would be embarrassed to be around him with all those statements. It seems a little weird to me. John Travolta doesn't act that silly and he is a Scientologist. Jeez!
I'm all for religious freedom, but that Scientology thing is just plain crazy.
How could his handlers think that his jargon-ridden, aimless musings would come off as anything but bizzaro self-absorption? Even if he's a brain-washed, mental light-weight, he should be able to afford better writers to help him put together something a little more coherent. For more on this subject check out this anti-LRon rant
i bet his handlers are scientologists, so they thought he was brilliant! just brilliant! The rest of us see him for what he is: crazy.
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