Saturday, January 05, 2008

Leave Oprah Alone!

I guess it took all of the candidates a day to get over the shock and awe of Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey. I mean Hillary did give a speech that sounded a lot more like a victory speech than a concession speech. I guess her people forgot to tell her she lost to Oprah in Iowa. And now I have reason to believe that Romney may be a crier. Romney was on of those morning shows yesterday and looked like he had been crying. He have been really cold because he was outside in New Hampshire, but there were signs of crying that the cold just can't explain (hello! runny, puffy, red eyes!). Perhaps because Chuck Norris kicked his ass and it made him cry. But presidents (or presidential candidates) shouldn't cry. Even if Chuck Norris does kick your ass. Now, both Hillary and Romney have decided now is the time to attack Oprah -- I mean Obama. He has now been accused of give us false hope and ridiculed for wanting to get all of the troops out of Iraq. My question is: how can they attack Oprah like that?!? I can understand personal attacks on Chuck Norris because everyone knows that his tears cure cancer but he won't cry. That's just mean of Chuck Norris, unless his cure for cancer turns out like the cure in I Am Legend, in which case I am not at all interested. But Oprah? In her world we all read books (even thought they are crappy books) and we get free cars. We are all striving to know ourselves and we help people in need. I mean, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. So I say, leave Oprah alone!


3 comments:

mad said...

Just thinking of Huckabee as the prez makes me want to cry.

pineapple said...

Hopefully the thrall that Chuck has on the Republicans will wear off. If not, then I guess we will have to go hide with Waldo...

Jill said...

Gee Norris is an out of work actor who wants to kick drugs out and Oprah needs some tax deductions and needs to boost the profits of publishers (does she own them, too?) I look at the candidates and I want to cry!