Sunday, August 06, 2006

Millipedes and snakes, oh my!


Yesterday while I was waiting for the bats to come out, I saw all sorts of creepy crawlies. First, there was this millipede. I was sitting near some fellow Texans (one of them was a huge Kinky fan and told his wife that she should have let him wear his "Kinky for Governor" hat once he found out I was from Texas too) and we decided it was alright to take a picture since technically the bats had not come out yet.

But it gets better. When the bats started coming out there was some commotion to my right. This man was holding a baby rattlesnake and taunting his wife with it. Then he put it in his coke can. He was planning on stealing a rattlesnake. Someone got one of the rangers. When this idiot told the ranger that the snake was gone, a bunch of us pointed and said "the snake is in the can!" The ranger told him to hand over the can and guy said, "why can't I keep the snake?" What a fun pet, a poisonous snake. Now there's a pal to keep your feet warm at night.

On my way back to Hobbs I stopped to get gas in Carlsbad. And who was walking out of the store when I was going in? The wannabe snake stealer. Apparently I missed the big drama because he got into it in the store with some of the guys that reported him. He did get a hefty ticket and was really bitter about being reported. The people working at the store thought the whole thing was hilarious. I guess it isn't very often that people walk into your work place and get into an argument about snake stealing.

3 comments:

mad said...

That's pretty hilarious that y'all turned that asshole in. Serves him right. So I guess you're having fun in the NM. Good for you.

rebeccabobecca said...

are you sure your not really in southeast texas???

pineapple said...

Mad: NM has been good, but I'm looking forward to going home for the weekend. He got a $250 ticket for his stupidity. If you are stupid enough to steal a poisonous snake, you are too stupid to have a poisonous snake. Gotta love that circular logic!

rebeccabobecca: I'm pretty sure I'm in NM, but there are idiots no matter where I go...