Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I guess I'll have to cancel my camping trip

Unfortunately the camping ban near the Bush "Ranch" was held to be constitutional by a federal judge. There goes my summer vacation plans.

** I call it a "ranch" because he just cuts brush and rides his bike. The proper term is "property" because it is not used for raising horses, beef cattle, or sheep as per the definition of any Texan and Merriam Webster. So there.

6 comments:

Only Grrrl said...

I'm confused... if it IS constitutional, can't you still go "camping" at the "ranch" ???

mad said...

I think "rancher" sounds way more studly than "farmer." Not that he's either one.

pineapple said...

Only grrrl: the ban is constitutional. That is why I have to cancel my summer vacation. Damn bans!

Mad: True, I've never heard of a brush farmer, and brush is all he seems to have managed to harvest all these years.

Only Grrrl said...

The BAN is constitutional? that it totally fucked...

on other matters: did you know that I come from a family of worm farmers? I'm not even kidding. Some great uncle on my mom's side from Prescott, Arkansas was a worm farmer! So... you tell me... which is better...

pineapple said...

only grrrl: that is really wild. I guess the bait shops have to get the worms from somewhere. Just never really thought about where they came from.

Only Grrrl said...

him wuz uh entreprenuer...