Monday, August 13, 2007

Personally, I will miss Merv Griffin more

Good News: Karl Rove is quitting politics. Bad News: He is returning to Texas. He says that he is done with politics. He says he is done. Finished. That's All Folks. But can the architect of satan's party really give up being the puppet master of all that is evil? I highly doubt it. Besides, how boring will living in Ingram, Texas be after being the belle of the ball in D.C.? And how long can that uptight turd stand being so close to the hippies in Kerville and their folk festival? I just don't see this lasting all that long. It is just a matter of time before some other spawn of satan asks him to rule the world.

His immediate plan is to write a book because he "needs to make some money." What a load. After selling Rove & Co. and acting as Baby Boy Bush's brain for all of these years, one would think he made some money. But now that I think about it, after some of the budgets that came from the current administration, I guess that is proof positive that his budgeting skills aren't all that they could be. He probably does need to make some money.


4 comments:

Jill said...

But will anyone believe him? Maybe he will "groom" that other wonderful governor Master Perry? OMG! I just hope he doesn't want to visit Houston...

Evil Spock said...

Maybe he'll start his career as MC Rove.

mad said...

Maybe you and Turd Blossom can be neighbors and you can seranade his ass with some front-porch karaoke at 2 o'clock in the morning. At full volume. That would be awesome!

pineapple said...

jill: I think Pretty Boy Perry is beyond grooming (well, anything besiddes his always perfect hair).

evil spock: I'll suggest that when I see him at the Kerville Folk Festival.

mad: I will dust off the cds now and search the want ads for prime karaoke position. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!