burn, barbie, burn

I remember my Barbie dolls. Cutting her hair, piercing her ears with straight pins, and sending down the river I made in the back yard. Oh, the sweet memories! Now it seems like the British are suprised that little English girls are destroying their Barbie dolls. Let's face it, Barbie is kind of boring unless you decapitate her and cook her in the microwave. All she can do is change clothes and drive her dream car and play in the dream pool at her Malibu dream house. Although, I did have the perfume factory and I really enjoyed mixing up smelly concoctions. But overall, Barbie isn't fun unless you make her look ugly. I read once that if Barbie were life sized, she would be over seven feet tall and her feet would be so small that she couldn't even stand up. How can you show off your hideous pink fashions if you can't make it down the runway without falling on your tits?