So, this truly superb con artist convinced the courts in Canada to let him off because he has sexsomnia . Pa-lease! "I was asleep" is just a stupid of an excuse as "it just fell in there." Frankly, this woman was sexually assaulted, whether or not this jerk off was "asleep". Put the fucker in jail.
And in other Canadian news, they impounded a car with an 85 year old man still inside . Why he didn't drive away before they could give him a parking ticket is a bit of a mystery...
But something that doesn't really have anything to do with Canada, we can all be thankful that after a two month stay in France Emily the Cat is finally home.
Thankfully, we don't have to read books with bad sex scenes. This year Giles Coren won the award for bad sex in fiction for comparing a penis to a shower. wtf?
And to top off the odd news for the day (well, all I can stand for now) is that Koko the gorilla has a nipple fetish. Naturally, gorillas require that you bare your breast to them. But really the bigger question would be, why did they teach Koko to ask people to show her their nipples?