Friday, December 23, 2005

I'll have Mary with a side of veil

OK, so those fools can try to explain it away all they want, but how can you not know what a condom looks like even if you don't believe in them? And since when was Mary having a veil of latex a devoutly religious type of thing? Hello! Editors! Didn't they teach you how to read at Catholic school? They sure didn't teach you common sense because they teach you that birth control is evil.

Of course, I still can't believe that the Catholics still outlaw the use of condoms even to fight the spread of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. God wants you to get sick and, while you're at it, please get everyone else sick too! Maybe the condom ban is like a built in membership thing. You have a bunch of followers and then you disallow contraception so they breed more followers. Why recruit new members when your followers can make new ones for you?

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