1000 executions? Let's party!

North Carolina has the bragging rights to being the fine state that carried out the 1000th execution . Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't Texas since we are so fond of strapping our prisoners to that chair. But what can you do? There's always the bragging rights to number 2000. And that just makes more sense since everything is bigger in Texas. Hell, why stop there? We always have 10,000 to look forward to. So, to celebrate I think everyone should lick their finger and stick it in a socket. Bzzzzzz!