they never hold rallies for me

So, Tom Delay is having rallies to show the world what a swell guy he is. I'm just wondering when my rally is going to be held, I'm swell too and I don't even have any indictments. I have my own problems and it would be really nice to have a cheering section to lift my spirits. Maybe I'll hold a rally tonight so I can tell the world that I too am proud of my record.