Thursday, September 27, 2007

My Spam Has Reached A New Level of Stupid

Because I have had people offering to sell me things to "upsize" my penis and sending spam with "any bigger and I would be in a circus" in the subject line. First of all, I don't have a penis. But if I did, I don't think that I would want it "upsized" or so big that I would be circus worthy. Also, I do not want any stock tips or porn.


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6 comments:

mad said...

I got an e-mail today
It said ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
But it didn't say how

pineapple said...

bonus haiku for me! how cool!

maria said...

Get them all the time too!

I'm sick and tired of having to delete them a few times a day, although they are supposed to be "filtered". Filtered? my eye!

Marie

Evil Spock said...

Um, if you want to send Evil Spock any porno for educational purposes, feel free . . .

Jill said...

I get a lot of those things as well as the meet new hot singles.But lately I've been getting those "letters" from other countries saying I have inherited money etc. I read a few of them and nearly fell off the chair laughing before I deleted them.

pineapple said...

marie: how can you win against something named after canned meat?

evil spock: I get very little porn, but when I do I will send it your way.

jill: check this out: http://www.scamorama.com/jetson.html