Sunday, September 02, 2007

Chupacabra vs. Jesus

Who is the reigning King of Cuero now?

When I took this picture in September 2006, Jesus was still King of Cuero. But now that may not be so true. Phylis Canion, of Cuero, has found what she believes to be the Chupacabra. The Chupacabra, which is Spanish for "goat sucker", is a creature that attacks and sucks the blood out of livestock (especially goats and chickens). Well, Ms. Canion has been having a dead chicken problem lately. What has been so unusual about her problem is that something has been draining the blood out of her chickens.

Well, recently she found the dead body of a hairless, doglike creature on her ranch. She froze the creature and had its DNA tested to see if it was, in fact, the Chupacabra. I don't know if she found the Chupacabra or not, but I really want one of the T-shirts. I guess I'll have to make a trip down to Cuero to get one of these:



6 comments:

mad said...

Ha. I wonder what they compare the DNA to? I kind of doubt they have Chupacabra DNA on file.

pineapple said...

with jesus so they can figure out who is the king of cuero?

Jill said...

Shall we call Mik Vick? No wait, what would Jesus do?

pineapple said...

I think the real question is: What Would Jenna Drink?

joan said...

this is one of my sister's dogs. mystery solved. his hair fell out from an excess of christian self-righteousness and over-exposure to biblical references. poor little guy. but......get me the t shirt.

pineapple said...

shit, joan, way to destroy the mystery of it all. I was hoping it really was the chupacabra.