Tuesday, September 11, 2007

FAT ASS!

That's what they are saying about Britney Spears now. She was too fat to be wearing that fancy underwear in public. It looks like after a dumb marriage, two kids, and lots of partying, Britney is a size 4 instead of a size 0. Well, no wonder they are saying she is FAT. A size 4 is HUGE!!! How dare someone that size show off her body. It just makes the rest of us want to puke to see all of the rolls of fat that Britney is sporting around her middle. Gross! I mean you can hardly see any of her ribs poking through her skin! That just disgusts me to see someone so fat just showing it off like that. One might think she is comfortable with her body looking like that. I mean a healthy looking body with curves and muscles is so nasty. We all prefer to see half naked bodies that are all scrawny with bones poking out all over the place.


10 comments:

joan said...

yeah yeah yeah....but here's the thing.......i understand your "fat point" but.....while you were making it, you were also DISSING us rib-showing, uncurvey people.....where's OUR respect? Why doesn't anyone stand up and fight for.....bones and tendons and wrinkles and ribs and......
ohyeah.......i guess everyone is too tired......no fat....no energy........HEY! lets see some advocates for......uh........um......ugly......

mad said...

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Britney. I vow never to write another nasty or even humorous haiku about her again.

Only Grrrl said...

Joan: go eat some cake! Worked for me yesterday!

I've been feeling a little sorry for miss britney for a while now. I think she looks cute in that picture (if by cute, I mean a little trashy!)

pineapple said...

joan: stop starving yourself so you can dance around in fancy underwear and sing badly when you can go out to dinner without any panties!

mad: I feel bad for her too. But I'm not sure that I can't say that I will never make fun of her again...

only grrrl: mmmmmm! cake! I think she looks hot in those fancy panties. The truth is, she shouldn't have worn that outfit not because of her weight but because everyone knows she doesn't wear panties. It just wasn't a believable outfit.

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock doesn't feel sorry for her. Evil Spock despises her insipid music, and the rest of her ilk.

Though, she isn't fat.

pineapple said...

evil spock: I do. It must be hard to be that stupid. But you're right, she is not fat.

joan said...

it heartens me that others are feeling sad for Britney......she's just such a mess! i thought her little outfit was cute, with the exception of those terrible fishnet, circa 1960 stockings. And, i was distracted throughout her entire performance because i was worrying that her hair would fly off.

Only Grrrl said...

I wondered about that hair thing, too. Surely it was a wig?

pineapple said...

hair extensions.

Jill said...

I do feel a little sorry for her. But what do people expect? After all she has been in the public eye forever. K-Fed is no prize and she has had two kids quickly. I wish she had worn something else. I can't help but feel that she needs to take a break.