Sunday, July 22, 2007

What kind of president would Dick Cheney be?

Well, yesterday when Baby Boy Bush officially transferred his presidential power to ole Dick this is what happened:

Cheney was at his Chesapeake Bay home in St. Michaels, Md., with his wife, Lynne, and spent his short time in power reading in the back yard and hanging out with his dogs, spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride said. "He had a routine Saturday morning," she said by e-mail. "Nothing occurred that required him to take official action as Acting President." (Washington Post).

Maybe if a certain president would spend more time reading and playing with Barney instead of sticking his nose in everybody's business, the world would be a better place. I assume that if Cheney had been president for more than a few hours, he would not have spent his time in such a useful way.


6 comments:

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock would've have used executive privilege and invited Megan Fox to the oval office.

pineapple said...

That would be OK as long as she is not a robot in disguise...

Jill said...

Too bad Cheny didn't have a gun to clean.

pineapple said...

or a friend to shoot...

mad said...

This all presumes that Cheney hasn't been "acting president" for the past seven years.

pineapple said...

nah. remember he isn't part of the executive branch. he said so himself.