Monday, September 04, 2006

V-day

Crocodiles all over the world have declared today V-day because their most notorious hunter, Steve Irwin is no more. It was a bittersweet victory as it was a stingray that caused his ultimate demise rather than the elite team of crocodiles that had been specially trained to hunt and devour their most well known predator. Many humans will miss the stupid and sometimes hilarious antics of The Crocodile Hunter. Jeff Corwin, his sissy counterpart, is generally found to be an unfit substitute because he hardly ever gets bitten or attacked by the animals showcased on his program. RIP Steve Irwin.

2 comments:

mrsmogul said...

The crocodiles had a big barbie eating kangaroo burgers.

mad said...

He died so that crocs the world over might live.