Sunday, November 18, 2007

Monkey Business

I read that in northeast India the monkeys are phone hogs and love to drink Cokes. Unfortunately since they don't have jobs they have to resort to stealing these things. These monkeys will pick your pocket so they can play "how's the weather over there?" with your cell phone. People's phone bills have been outrageous! Others come into homes to take drinks out of the fridge and watch football with their hands down their pants. Some of the monkeys are more mischievous and slap people that try to chase them off. Of course, none of these monkeys compare to the murdering monkeys in New Delhi.

Maybe these monkeys have an addition to Vanilla Coke like I used to? The only thing that broke my habit was that they stopped making it for a while. I guess everyone in India should stop using cell phones and give up Cokes until the monkeys back off. That, or they can stop destroying their homes. You know, just whatever is easier.





** Note to Mojo: have you noticed all of the links I added just for you?

4 comments:

mad said...

Ha ha, sounds a little like my hood, except nobody's got tails.

pineapple said...

mine too.

Huckdoll said...

So random, so nightmare inducing.

pineapple said...

I guess it is nature's way of telling people they talk on the phone too much and drink too many cokes. I wouldn't like to be slapped by a monkey at all.