Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Just Say McCheese!


At this point, who can keep track of history? Obviously not John McCheese. Today he tried to clear up the confusion about his statements that were edited out of his interview with Katie Couric. After this story came out, CBS was forced to post the real interview. McCeese told Katie that the Sunni Awakening was a result of the surge and that the surge protected certain Sunni leaders like Sheik Abdul Sattar Buzaigh al-Rishawi (aka Abdul Sattar Abu Risha). You may recall that the Sunni or Anbar Awakening started before the surge was ordered and that Sheik Abu Risha was assassinated after the surge started. Boy that surge kept him safe as houses, didn't it? But today, McCheese explained it all away in the cheese aisle in Bethlehem, PA. I mean if you are going to rewrite history and redefine what a surge is, you should be surrounded by lots of dairy products. This where he revealed that there was a secret surge that only he was told about and that is what led to the Anbar Awakening. He has now managed to make the time line of what happened about as clear as mud and came out of this mess looking like he is in the early stages of dementia.


4 comments:

Jill said...

And to think people thought Reagan was forgetful.

pineapple said...

he could take this nation to a new low with the forgetfulness of Reagan and the continued stupidity of Bush. It is a horror movie waiting to happen.

mad said...

If McCain wins, does that mean Pineapple will be blogging for the next four years?

pineapple said...

If Mayor McCheese wins, Pineapple may be jumping off of a cliff. In fact, that thought just made my eye start twitching...