Thursday, January 04, 2007

I'm having a revolution

This year I'm going to skip the resolutions. Honestly, my annual resolution is not to make any resolutions. While I've been highly successful in my follow through, it really hasn't done much in the whole changing my evil ways department. So this year I'm going straight to having a revolution. Why resolve when you can revolt? (I really wanted to go with the rhyme of "why resolve when you can revolve?", but it really doesn't go with my theme.) So let the revolution begin. I'm revolting against all of the clutter and stacks of paper in my life. I will be a better person if I have less paper.

So does anyone know how to get in touch with Fawn Hall? I hear she is a wonder with the paper shredder...

5 comments:

mad said...

Please, please don't give up your evil ways. There are not enough evil Pineapple Princeses in the world.

I don't know where Fawn Hall is, but I do know where her deceased husband is. In a cemetery near UCLA

~Tash~ said...

My new years resolution was 10 situps a night. HA!

Remember dear, your evil ways are what makes the world interesting.

Only Grrrl said...

Day 9: any progress?

pineapple said...

mad: I guess that rules him out. Don't worry I am still an evil pineapple because I still haven't found the Queen of the Paper Shredder yet.

~tash~: I agree that many of my evil ways keep the world an interesting place, but I don't think that includes my ability to hang on to unimportant papers for years on end. I think that just makes my part of the world a very messy place.

only grrl: the revolution has had a slow start (read no progress). I hope it will start soon. Damnit, Fawn! Where are you? I need your help!

Only Grrrl said...

There's still some folks (formerly) from Enron...

(ps: omigod--the secret "word" i have to type in is exactly the same secret "word" i just had to type in on another blog... how secret is THAT?)