... being let go from my job if I got a $210 million parting gift. Most people are lucky to get two weeks pay when they are let go. It seems like if you are CEO of a company and the stock drops you get lots of money to leave. So where do I send my resume to run companies into the ground? It looks like Home Depot is looking for a new CEO. can anyone suggest other places for me to submit a job application? I am highly qualified to do a crummy job of running a large corporation. And I promise I wont complain when you let me go and give me a multi-million dollar pay-off to leave.
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Yeah, you can apply to my company. But I got first dibs.
I just hope they can afford to pay me off big time when I run it into the ground.
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