Wednesday, December 10, 2008

For Sale: Imaginary Sunshine and a Senate Seat

Available to highest bidder - one Illinois Senate Seat. Recently vacated by a Motherfucker that won't help me sell his seat. Ideal candidate has lots of money to pay upfront and two high paying jobs (must be able to employ my wife as well). Looking for someone who falsely believes that there are no clouds over my head and that our conversations will not be subject to wiretapping. Ability to fire the editorial staff at the Tribune a plus. Are you Candidate 6?

Send your briefcase full of cash and job offers to the Governor c/o the Illinois penitentiary system.

5 comments:

mad said...

My question is, How did this dickhead get elected in the first place?

Chick_In said...

I told you IL politics is crazed and maddening! Heck, our guv even maintains the rule of having an unpronounceable name!

pineapple said...

mad: probably because his opponent was a criminal, too.

chick_in: at least it is never boring!

Jill said...

Chicago and Illinois politics, wonder what the mob thinks now?

pineapple said...

jill: i'm guessing they are glad they know what it means when you get wiretapped and have avoided this whole mess.