coconuts

if you have one million dollars, you can be the proud owner of a coconut tree. This story raised a few questions in my mind. While its always fun to have something rare, wouldn't it be more cost effective to buy three coconut trees instead of one three-pronged tree? Also, how does one become a coconut expert? And why would you want to? Oh, and isn't ironic that this question is coming from a pineapple princess? The questions never stop!