Sunday, March 01, 2009

Is this what it has come to?

Since we can't find anything really wrong with Michelle Obama people are bitching about her sleeveless dresses? I guess they got all the mileage they could out of her quitting her job to help her husband become president. When the media couldn't paint her as some pushover, they had nowhere to go. Until they realized she likes to wear sleeveless dresses. I know things are a little boring when there aren't criminals running things, but since when did the right to bare arms become a news story? The answer is: this week.

Frankly, after the last eight years of Laura "Crazy-Eyes" Bush and her boring ass wardrobe, seeing a fashionable First Lady is nice. And I'm at a loss as to why there is such an ado about her wearing a sleeveless dress to the President's Congressional Address. Just because everyone else has worn boring ass suits and dumpy dresses to those things in the past doesn't mean you can't wear something nice. I thought you were supposed to wear something nice when you were going to be on TV. And if I had guns like that, I'd wear sleeveless dresses and shirts everyday.

I'm guessing the new fashion is going to be women with some serious guns going sleeveless. I've already seen lots of nice flower pins in the stores (a la Democratic Convention). I already had the vintage jewelry, but I guess it is time to go to the gym to work on my own set of guns.



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed your post. You have a similare sense of humor to mine.

Unknown said...

If I had nice shoulders and arms like her, there's no way in heck I'd cover them up.

mad said...

Hahaha, "the right to bare arms." Funny!

pineapple said...

jen: thanks
huckdoll: amen, sister!
mad: I have my moments.

Unknown said...

She is a nice looking woman who will set the style for the rest of us. Maybe she will even make some of us start exercising too.

pineapple said...

jill: I would totally dress like her if I had arms like that!