The following smartasses were born on this day:
Jonathan Swift (1667) - remember "A Modest Proposal"? You know, when he suggested eating children to end famine?
Mark Twain (1835) - the original smartass of American Literature
Sir Winston Churchill (1874) - a terribly drunk smartass
So if you aim to have smartass children, November 30th would be a good day to induce labor.
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Shucks, missed it by a couple of months.
Say, you OK. Sounds like you had a terrible accident -- or near miss.
What is Mad talking about? What accident?!?!?!?!?!
mad: i think that there may be other smartass days. you were probably born on one of them.
mad & only grrrl: I'm fine. It was a near miss. An idiot in a suburban pulled out in front of me on the hwy and couldn't decide which lane they wanted to be in, so they drove in the middle of both. I drove defensively and screamed offensively.
Sorry, didn't mean to set off any alarm. It's just that you had me worried.
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