Friday, June 02, 2006

Get to know your Constitution

Today's lesson is the 4th Amendment:

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the palace to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

According to this idiot, there is no requirement of probable cause. I'm so pleased that once again the Bush administration has rewritten the laws of our land and no one really gives a shit. I guess the three years I spent in law school and the astronomical debt I incurred were a total waste. Do you think I can get a refund?



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who needs the 4th Amendment. Or the 1st through 14th, for that matter. The only one that really counts, anyway, is the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. Yay.

pineapple said...

constitution? who needs it? let's just burn the whole damn thing!