tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18802563.post8847804461407906204..comments2023-08-17T09:13:07.412-05:00Comments on The Pineapple Report: Pineapple Reporting For Dutypineapplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07717329846224778218noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18802563.post-3109589895798654992007-11-13T20:05:00.000-06:002007-11-13T20:05:00.000-06:00mad: when I got to work this morning, the compute...mad: when I got to work this morning, the computer was there but still in the box. who knows when someone will come to hook it up...<BR/><BR/>huckdoll: i can't get drunk at lunch, but I don't have to dress up and I can eat at my desk. pretty sweet deal even without the liquid lunches!pineapplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07717329846224778218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18802563.post-54625198750308664542007-11-13T15:13:00.000-06:002007-11-13T15:13:00.000-06:00government work is the greatest. i remember one of...government work is the greatest. i remember one of my first jobs answering the phone at a government office - i got paid 25 bucks at age 19 when i should've been making the great switch from McDonalds cashier to Starbucks barista<BR/><BR/>in my current (but on-hold) career, i have a love/hate relationship with the government peoples as they "govern" my entire industry and every move we make. they have those sticks shoved very far up their bums - i love to bug them with conversations about how i don't have to wear a tie and i can eat real food at my desk and i get drunk with my boss at lunch then go home, cuz i feel like it.<BR/><BR/>they are just as bad though. when i call them from my office, they put me on hold, only to take me off hold and hang up in my ear when the clock strikes 4pm.<BR/><BR/>damn, i miss them.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07492761626352593047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18802563.post-81289851036493312602007-11-13T12:31:00.000-06:002007-11-13T12:31:00.000-06:00With any luck, they'll forget to get you a compute...With any luck, they'll forget to get you a computer and you can just pretend to be working. On the other hand, no computer means you can't check your personal e-mail, update your blog or any of that stuff. So I guess it's a toss up.madhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18052803138289084754noreply@blogger.com